Who're you calling a tough guy? Why, that's a load of bull...dog!
Bulldogs have actually been bred to be the perfect lap pooch! Despite their grumpy-looking exterior, they're really big softies who just want to snuggle on the couch, maybe with some pie? Mmm, pie. This cuddly canine just wants your love (also, pie). And that's no bull! Dog!
Despite all of that grammatical heavy lifting, allow us to add another definition to what is already a hefty dictionary entry. “To Buffalo” is hereby a verb meaning “to squeeze a giant stuffed shaggy four-legged symbol of the rustic West and never let go.” You should really call the dictionary people and buffalo them into adding it.